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06-06-2020, 20:36
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Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly
Tin Ngày 27/02/2018
https://www.vietbf.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1594901&stc=1&d=1591475696
Trump lật đật chui xuống gầm bàn trong Quai Hao sau khi nghe 1 tiếng xí rất to từ lon Diet Coke.
Chuyện là Trump bấm nút kêu PTT Pence đem cho ngài lon Diet Coke, khi Pence khui lon Coke tiếng x́ air từ lon Coke hơi lớn làm Trump hoăng sợ và chui xuống gầm bàn núp....
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a moment of high drama at the White House on Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump dove under his desk after a can of Diet Coke opened with an unexpectedly loud sound.
Moments earlier, Trump had pressed a button on his desk, summoning Vice-President Mike Pence to the Oval Office to serve him the frosty beverage.
According to one aide, when Pence opened the can, it made “an unusually loud noise,” sending Trump ducking under his desk in a millisecond.
At a news conference, minutes later, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, attempted to tamp down speculation that Trump had acted in a cowardly manner during the Diet Coke incident. “The President prudently repositioned himself under his desk in an aggressive crouch,” she said. “He was ready for anything.”
Pence agreed with her assessment. “The President was putting himself in a position where, if need be, he could defend the entire country against an attack,” he said. “I, for one, am honored to serve a man of such valor.”
The White House physician, Ronny Jackson, also had high praise for Trump. “He has the ability to flee a loud noise of a man half his age,” the doctor said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-hides-under-desk-after-diet-coke-can-opens-loudly
Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly
Tin Ngày 27/02/2018
https://www.vietbf.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1594901&stc=1&d=1591475696
Trump lật đật chui xuống gầm bàn trong Quai Hao sau khi nghe 1 tiếng xí rất to từ lon Diet Coke.
Chuyện là Trump bấm nút kêu PTT Pence đem cho ngài lon Diet Coke, khi Pence khui lon Coke tiếng x́ air từ lon Coke hơi lớn làm Trump hoăng sợ và chui xuống gầm bàn núp....
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a moment of high drama at the White House on Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump dove under his desk after a can of Diet Coke opened with an unexpectedly loud sound.
Moments earlier, Trump had pressed a button on his desk, summoning Vice-President Mike Pence to the Oval Office to serve him the frosty beverage.
According to one aide, when Pence opened the can, it made “an unusually loud noise,” sending Trump ducking under his desk in a millisecond.
At a news conference, minutes later, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, attempted to tamp down speculation that Trump had acted in a cowardly manner during the Diet Coke incident. “The President prudently repositioned himself under his desk in an aggressive crouch,” she said. “He was ready for anything.”
Pence agreed with her assessment. “The President was putting himself in a position where, if need be, he could defend the entire country against an attack,” he said. “I, for one, am honored to serve a man of such valor.”
The White House physician, Ronny Jackson, also had high praise for Trump. “He has the ability to flee a loud noise of a man half his age,” the doctor said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-hides-under-desk-after-diet-coke-can-opens-loudly