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florida80 11-26-2019 21:53

The Polish Divorce
 
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.


Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.




One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.


The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:




Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.




No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.




I don’t think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.




I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland .




Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.




Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.




Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.


Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.


What makes you think that?

I got proof.


What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.


She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
https://i.imgur.com/1FxQZRt.gif
I can read English pretty good, and it say:

POLISH REMOVER

qqquaker 11-26-2019 22:41

:hafppy::hafppy::hafppy::hafppy::):):):)


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