Ho Chi Minh's Tour of Hell
 

Ho Chi Minh was being conducted around hell.
"Well," the demons say to him, "choose yourself a torment."

They pass sinners sizzling in giant frying pans.
"What about that one?" ask the demons.
"N-n-no. . ." says Ho Chi Minh, trembling. "Not that one."

They go on and see sinners being beaten with burning brands.
"What about that?" ask the demons.
"N-n-no. . ." says Ho Chi Minh, trembling. "Not that."

They go further and suddenly Ho Chi Minh sees Le Hong Phong in bed with Nguyen Thi Minh Khai.
"That's the one I want," cries Ho Chi Minh.
"Ha ha ha!" laugh the demons. "That's Nguyen Thi Minh Khai's torment."

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