Paging Insecurity
Pharmacy | Oakland County, MI, USA | Right | January 16, 2013
(I am a customer in this pharmacy store late at night. As I walk up to the counter, a male customer is loudly complaining to a male cashier about ‘the gays.’ Being a lesbian, I’m gathering up the courage to say something when the following happens.)
Male Customer: “The gays keep trying to turn everyone!”
Male Cashier: “It must be rough.”
Male Customer: “How do you mean?”
Male Cashier: “I have a handful of gay friends, and no matter how much time I’ve spent with them, I’ve never wanted to have sex with other dudes. I’m just saying it must be rough to have such a tenuous hold on your sexuality that you’re always worried about being turned by the slightest contact. I feel for you.”
(It takes a moment, but the male customer realizes what the male cashier is saying.)
Male Customer: “…Hey, f*** you, buddy!”
Male Cashier: “You want to f*** me? Oh god, it’s happening now! There must be a gay in the store! Run!”
Customer: *screaming* “Go to h***!”
(The customer then runs out of the store. As I put my stuff up on the counter, the manager runs up from one of the aisles.)
Manager: “What the h*** was that?”
Cashier: “Oh, I’m probably just getting a customer complaint in the morning. Totally worth it… I’ll explain later.” *to me* “Sorry about all that. How are you tonight?”
Me: “If I was straight, I would totally be giving you my number right now.”
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