Thinking Too Highly Of Those Eye Drops
BAD BEHAVIOR, DRUGS, IOWA, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 14, 2020
I am a cashier at a large chain pharmacy. A customer comes up to my register with a bag of chips, a Mountain Dew, and a box of eye drops, specifically eye-whitening eye drops. He is very clearly stoned.
Me: “Did you find everything okay?”
Customer: “Yeeaaaahhhh…”
I finish the transaction and then turn to a coworker.
Me: “I don’t know who he thinks he’s fooling, buying those eye drops.”
Coworker: “Yeah, his eyes aren’t the only giveaway!”
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