Hopefully That’s The Exception And Not The Rule
Hospital, Patients, Pennsylvania, Revolting, Rude & Risque, Stupid, USA | Healthy | June 18, 2018
(I work the night shift in an ER as a doctor.)
Me: “You say you have something stuck up your rectum?”
Patient: “Yep. It’s a flexible rubber ruler.”
Me: “How did it get there?”
Patient: “I intentionally put it there.”
(I’m little surprised, because usually in cases like this they try to make it seem like it happened by accident when it very obviously didn’t.)
Me: “Why did you put it there?”
Patient: “I wanted to see how far it goes. Apparently, it’s deeper than a foot.”
Me: “Okay… Well, we’ll see about having that removed.”
Patient: “Can I have it back when it’s out? My son needs it for school.”
(I feel really bad for that guy’s son.)
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