Your Mouth Is A Pest
Dentist, New York, Silly, USA | Healthy | February 11, 2018
(I’m getting my teeth cleaned when the dental hygienist strikes up the following conversation.)
Hygienist: “How was your weekend?”
Me: “Well, I had to work Saturday, but Sunday was okay.”
Hygienist: “Do you always work six-day weeks?”
Me: “I work every other Saturday.”
Hygienist: “What do you do?”
Me: “I do pest control.”
Hygienist: “Ooh! I couldn’t do that! That’s just… yuck!”
Me: “Well, you stick your fingers in other people’s’ mouths all day.”
Hygienist: “Oh. Yeah.”
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