Numb To Death
Hospital, Kansas, USA | Healthy | November 10, 2017
(Earlier this year I have cataract surgery on my right eye, and I am very nervous about it, never having had eye surgery before. The nurse knows this and is doing her best to keep me calm while waiting for the surgeon. Then this happens
Me: “Will I feel anything during surgery?”
Nurse: “Oh, no, your eye will be dead!”
Me: “…”
Nurse: “Sorry, numb! Your eye will be numb!”
(Whew.)