No Soup For You! Part 5
Grocery Store, Impossible Demands, Jerk, North Carolina, Phone, Stupid, USA | Right | May 2, 2022
The phone rings.
Me: “Hello, [Grocery Store], how can I help today?”
Caller: “Tell me about your soups.”
Me: “Did you want our canned soups, our soup of the day, or the local prepacked soup?”
Caller: “Oh! You know what?! I bought some the other day. Let me grab it and you can tell me more about it!” *Her phone rustles* “Okay, here it is.”
There’s a long silence.
Me: “…umm?”
Caller: “Could you let me know more about this?”
Me: “Ma’am… I can’t see what you are holding.”
Caller: “What?! Are you blind?!”
Me: “You know what? I may actually be visually impaired, but at least I can understand how a telephone works.”
Caller: “…oh, God!” *Click*
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