One Form Fits All
Funny, Health & Body, Hospital, USA | Healthy | November 23, 2021
I just gave birth, twelve hours ago, to a perfect baby girl. Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, between walking and position changes, I managed to twist my knee. I didn’t care at the time; I just wanted to hold my daughter and sleep.
When I wake up in the morning, it’s swollen and painful, so they make arrangements for an X-ray and MRI.
The technician meets me with a wheelchair in my room, where my daughter is sleeping in her bassinet next to my bed. They confirm my name and date of birth and scan my bracelet.
Technician: “Is there any chance you could be pregnant?”
I point at my daughter and laugh.
Me: “Absolutely NONE!”
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