A Vanessa By Any Other Name
AT THE CHECKOUT, BIZARRE, GROCERY STORE, USA | RIGHT | MAY 27, 2009
(As I’m ringing an elderly lady’s groceries through, she reads my name tag incorrectly.)
Customer: “Vanessa… Vanessa! That’s such a lovely name.”
Me: “Oh? Yeah, it is.”
Customer: “Vanessa! Vanessa! Vanessa! Vanessa!”
Me: “It’s great, but I’m not–”
Customer: “Your mother has such good taste! Van-ESSA!”
Me: “Thank you, but–”
Customer: “I bet, when you were young, she’d say things like ‘Vanessa! Get over here! You’re such a naughty girl!'”
Me: “Um, something like that…”
Customer: “Well, you have a great day, Vanessa!”
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