In The Name Of Love, Whatever It Is
Australia, Extra Stupid, Harassment, Melbourne, Museum, Victoria | Romantic | October 9, 2018
(There’s a regular who comes in once a week or so and talks my ear off the whole time. He talks at me, doesn’t ask me anything about myself, and doesn’t seem to listen to me when I do get a word in edgewise. I listen politely for as long as I can, but I am at work so I usually excuse myself after twenty minutes or so. Then, he comes in again.)
Regular: “Hey! I need to talk to you.”
Me: *currently with other visitors* “Okay. Sure. Give me a second.”
Regular: “Will you go out with me?”
Me: *stunned but not wanting to be mean* “Uh… We can discuss that but I have to finish helping these people.”
Regular: “I think you and I have a real connection. I’m in love with you.”
Other Visitor: “You know what? We’ll… we’ll wait, if you want to deal with this. It’s okay.”
Regular: “I’m in love with you.” *raising his voice* “I love you!”
(There’s several visitors nearby and all of them look over.)
Me: “Uh. Okay. Cool. That’s very nice, but I have a boyfriend.”
Regular: “But he doesn’t love you like I love you! You and I are perfect for each other!”
Me: “Dude. Look. I’m very flattered, but I don’t feel that way about you.”
Regular: *completely unembarrassed and smiling* “That’s not true! I know you love me, too. We understand each other.”
Me: “We really don’t. Please stop.”
Regular: *laughs* “Don’t be silly. Come on.”
Me: “Seriously? I am at work, I have a boyfriend, and I am not interested. Okay?”
Regular: “But your boyfriend doesn’t get you like I do!”
Me: “Oh, really? Hey, quick question: What’s my name?”
Regular: *smile fading* “What?”
Me: “What’s my name?”
Regular: “Oh. Uh. It’s… Um…” *getting flustered* “Well, that doesn’t matter. I love you! I don’t need to know your name to love you!”
Me: “I’m going to walk away now. Please leave.”
(He kept shouting how he loved me while I walked away and went out into the store room. One of the security guards had to come over and explain to him that a woman being nice to you while she’s at work doesn’t mean anything. He hasn’t come in since.)
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