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EMPLOYEES, EXTRA STUPID, NEW JERSEY, PHARMACY, USA | HEALTHY | AUGUST 30, 2020
My boyfriend and I decide to have sex one night, so we grab a condom, but it breaks halfway through, and we don’t realize until we finish.
I decide to go to the pharmacy to get a morning-after pill. I don’t look particularly young. When I arrive at the pharmacy, the pharmacist comes right up to the counter.
Me: “Hi. Can I get the morning-after pill?”
Pharmacist: “Did you speak with your doctor?”
Me: “Um, no.”
Pharmacist: “You need to speak with your doctor, first, sweetheart. And I need your parents’ consent.”
Me: “Um, first of all, no, you don’t. Even if I was underage, you don’t need their consent. And I should get the pill if I ask for it right here; I shouldn’t have to speak to my doctor.”
Pharmacist: “Underage? How old are you?”
Me: “Twenty-four.”
The pharmacist looks surprised before consulting with another pharmacist. They both come over, the first pharmacist watching from behind the second pharmacist. The second pharmacist hands me the package with the pill.
Second Pharmacist: “Sorry about that. She’s never acted like that before. I’ll have a talk with her.”
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