Making A Loud A-pee-l
RESTAURANT | RIGHT | JANUARY 15, 2013
(We are a tiny restaurant that just so happens to be at the end of a large parade route. So, we often get lot of requests for a public restroom, which we do not have. One day, a customer comes running in holding his young daughter.)
Customer: “Quick! Which way to your restroom?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but our restroom is for customers only.”
Customer: “You son of a b****! My daughter needs to go now!”
(At this point, his daughter becomes scared and starts peeing herself.)
Customer: *to me* “LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!”
(The customer runs out, leaving a wet trail behind for me to mop up.)
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