I’m Totally Nuts About You
Bizarre, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Canada, Language & Words, Phone | Romantic | September 9, 2018
(After getting my boyfriend a new phone case, his audio is very quiet.)
Boyfriend: *unintelligible*
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: *more unintelligible stuff*
Me: “What did you say?”
Boyfriend: *louder* “Your name. I said your name.”
Me: “Oh.”
Boyfriend: “Why? What did you hear?”
Me: “It sounded like you said, ‘boar-nuts.’”
Boyfriend: “Boar-nuts, boar-nuts! My beautiful girlfriend, boar-nuts!”
(My name is Laura. I don’t know why I heard boar-nuts, instead.)
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