Don’t Lecture Him About His Forgetfulness
Czech Republic, Field Trip, Silly, Spouses & Partners | Romantic | October 3, 2018
(My husband and I just had an adventure that was 35 years in making. He is smart, but scatter-brained, and often forgets things overnight. Before he had a smartphone and me to keep schedules, things were tough for him. When he was in grammar school, his class was scheduled for a field trip to an astronomical observatory. My husband, an astronomy geek, was looking forward to it, but he forgot and went to normal lessons, while the rest of class was already on the train. Well, at least everyone had a good laugh about it. Then he went to high school… and the scenario repeated itself to the last detail. So, thirty years later we decide to treat ourselves and go on a trip, ending at the observatory. My husband is ecstatic, despite a bout of migraine, and keeps repeating that he finally is going to see the lecture. So, we buy the tickets, sit in the lecture hall, the chair rests lower themselves, lights go dim… and my husband falls asleep, waking up after the lecture, rested and refreshed, but none the wiser about the lecture.)
Husband: “Why didn’t you wake me?”
Me: “I tried. But honestly, you clearly needed a nap.”
Husband: “Well, I am clearly cursed. God doesn’t want me to see the lecture.”
(Pause.)
Husband: “What was it about? C’mon, people will ask me and I will look like idiot! Again!”
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