Less Twilight, More Daylight
Bizarre, Health & Body, Hospital, USA | Healthy Right | September 1, 2009
Me: “Hi, this is anesthesia. How can I help you?”
Caller: “This is the blood bank, right?”
Me: “No, this is anesthesia.”
Caller: “That’s the same thing, right?”
Me: “Not really.”
Caller: “Well, what is anesthesia?”
Me: “The stuff that puts you to sleep before surgery.”
Caller: “Well who cares about that crap!”
Me: “People who need surgery?”
Caller: “No! You know what they need? BLOOD!”
Me: “Okay… but you still have the wrong number.”
Caller: “Vampires need blood! You’re not a vampire because you don’t need blood! Humans don’t need blood!”
Me: “Sir, humans need blood just as much as a vampire.”
Caller: “Wait, so humans are vampires?”
Me: “No, they just need–”
Caller: “Holy f***! I’M A VAMPIRE! You just made my day!”
Me: “Well, no–”
Caller: “Thank you sooo much!” *click*
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