Mosquitoes Are Satan’s Creation
OHIO, PHARMACY, RELIGION, SILLY, USA | RIGHT | OCTOBER 16, 2019
(A man is buying some insect repellent.)
Me: “Did you find everything okay?”
Customer: “Yeah, thankfully. Listen, I’m a good Christian and I know God wants us to love our neighbor and forgive others of their sins, but… f*** mosquitoes. Seriously.”
Me: “…” *hands him a receipt* “Have a nice day, sir.”
Customer: *suddenly smiling* “You, too!”
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