Didn’t Think Outside That Box
California, Extra Stupid, home, Oceano, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | August 24, 2018
(My husband recently ordered a TV stand and a bookshelf online, among other smaller items. The TV stand is delivered pretty quickly, and my husband assembles it the next day. He then gets a notification that some of his items were delivered, so he opens the front door to retrieve them.)
Husband: “That’s weird.”
Me: “What is?”
Husband: “They delivered another one.”
Me: “Another what?”
Husband: “TV stand. Did I accidentally order it twice?”
Me: “Huh?”
(He goes to pick up the box.)
Husband: “Why is it so ligh—”
(His voice trails off as a look of realization hits him; at the same time, I understand what happened.)
Me: “You put the empty box outside, didn’t you?”
Husband: *sheepishly* “Yes…”
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