An Ex-planation
Convenience Store, Exes/Old Flames, Fort Leavenworth, Jerk, Kansas, USA | Romantic | August 22, 2018
(My wife is pregnant, and at about ten pm on a very rainy day she decides she really wants some ice cream, but we’re out at the moment. So, I brave the rain and head to the base mini-mart to bring her some. After getting the ice cream, I go to the cashier to pay.)
Cashier
#1 : “Late night craving?”
Me: “Pregnant wife had a craving.”
Cashier
#1 : “That’s so sweet. My ex would never have done that for me.”
Cashier
#2 : “Maybe that’s why he’s your ex.”