The Flesh Is Bright But The Mind Is Dimming
HEALTH & BODY, HOSPITAL, STUPID, USA | HEALTHY RIGHT | JUNE 8, 2009
Me: “Okay, sir, just a few X-rays and we’ll be done.”
Patient: “Please make it quick. I don’t want to glow when I leave!”
Me: “No, sir, I promise you won’t glow. That’s just an X-ray joke.”
Patient: “It’s dark out! I can’t glow or I’ll be seen!”
Me: “Sir, I swear you will not glow.”
Patient: “NO GLOOOWWWIINNG!”
Me: *gives up* “The glow afterward is so faint, no one will ever see it.”
Patient: “Oh… okay, then. Proceed…”
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