A Date To Remember
Australia, Flirting, Language & Words, Market, Silly | Romantic | September 7, 2018
(My mum and I are walking up to a market stall to buy coffees. There is an older man working at the counter. He turns to face my mum and says the following
Man: “Would you like me to date you?”
Mum: *turns red* “Um… What?”
Man: “Date? Yes?”
(At this point, the man holds up a pair of tongs with a dried date between them.)
Mum: *with a look of relief* “Oh! Yes, please.”