Bleeding Puns
HOSPITAL, IOWA, PUNNY, USA | HEALTHY | NOVEMBER 20, 2017
(I’m in the ER with some potential heart issues. At one point, I get a very nice lady in to draw some blood, and she’s joined by a coworker who’s about to go off shift. My elbow veins aren’t cooperating, so I have to get blood drawn from the back of my hand as well. It goes faster after that, and soon, the lady who’s leaving heads out, then pokes her head back in the door.)
Phlebotomist: “Thanks for letting me stick around!”
(My mom and I couldn’t stop laughing. Definitely made the whole visit bearable!)
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