Needs To Park That Attitude
RETAIL | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 13, 2015
(I work as a cart attendant. My store has a strip of red paired curb that is a fire lane in which no parking is allowed. I see a customer parked in this area.)
Me: “Sir, I’m very sorry but you can’t park here as this is a fire lane.”
Customer: “I’m not parked. I’m waiting for my wife to come out. I’m still in the car.”
Me: “Sir, even if you are still in the car, the car is not moving and is therefore parked.”
Customer: “The car is not parked! I’m still in it! So f*** off!”
Me: “Sir, what gear is your car in right now?”
Customer: “It’s in park, you moron!”
Me: “Then in that case the car is considered parked. Please move away from the fire lane or I will have your car towed.”
(The fuming customer finally moved, glaring at me as he did so.)
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