The Lost And Take Whatever I Want
COLLEGE & UNIVERSITY, CRAZY REQUESTS, PHONE, USA | RIGHT | APRIL 7, 2008
Caller: “Hi, I lost my cellphone this weekend. I was wondering if you’d found it?”
Me: “Well, maybe. What does it look like?”
Caller: “It’s a black Nokia; orange on the sides.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but your phone is not here.”
Caller: “Oh. Well… can I come by and just, like, take another one?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Caller: “Well, you know, since I’ve lost my phone and all, and it’s not like the phones you have is anyone’s property…”
Me: “Ehm… well… how would you feel if I gave your phone away to someone else?”
Caller: *silence* “Well that would be kinda rude.”
Me: “Yes.”
Caller: *more silence* *click*
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