Harry Potter And The Deathly Embarrassments
MOVIES & TV | RIGHT | AUGUST 12, 2011
(I am the assistant manager at a movie theater. There is a showing of the latest Harry Potter movie that is completely sold out. A pair of teenage girls approaches me to ask for some help. A woman is refusing to let them sit down in the theater, and the movie is starting in about 5 minutes. I go with them and find that their seats are the last two in the theater. The woman in question has three kids, all who look to be younger than 12.)
Me: “Excuse me, miss, but could you let these two girls sit down? The movie will be starting soon and–”
Woman: “No. My kids can’t sit by strangers. They might get kidnapped or raped.”
Me: “I understand that you care about your children very much, but these two girls need to sit here.”
Woman: *raising voice* “I just told you, my kids can’t sit by strangers! What don’t you get about that?”
Me: “Ma’am–”
Woman: “I mean, look at them! That one’s wearing a rapist symbol on her shirt!”
(She points to one of the girls, who is wearing a shirt with her astrological sign on it.)
Me: “Ma’am, if you’re going to make a scene, I’ll have to ask you to leave.”
(The woman continues to raise her voice at me and insist that these girls cannot sit down here. The movie is already going to be delayed at this point, and the two girls are looking visibly upset. I go ahead and call for security. At this point, the woman realizes that she’s been beaten, so she makes one last stand.)
Woman: *standing up, at the top of her lungs* “Help! These girls are touching my kids!”
(Security comes and holds her in their office for the rest of the movie. Her kids got to stay for the movie. Afterwards, I run into her again.)
Woman: “I’m going to call the police on you! You let those girls touch my kids!”
Child: *in tears* “Mom, you’re so embarrassing!”
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