A Fortunate Accident
POST OFFICE | WORKING | MARCH 26, 2014
(I’m a mail carrier and currently out making my deliveries when I suddenly get a call from my boss.)
Boss: *anxiously* “Are you okay?”
Me: “Yeah. Why do you ask?”
Boss: “I just heard a rumour that a mail carrier got run over by a car.”
Me: “Oh, my god! Have you talked to the others yet?”
Boss: “No, you were the first one I called. I’ll try the others now and update you once I’ve talked to everyone.”
(She hangs up and I continue with my job. About 15 minutes later my phone rings again.)
Boss: “Good news! That mail carrier was from [Rival Company]!”
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