Blue Screen Flash Of Death
COMPUTER REPAIR, FUNNY, TECHNOLOGY, USA | RIGHT | JUNE 15, 2008
(The client, a postman, walks in with his older machine. He sets it down on the desk. I turn it on and dust comes out the back. He explains how slow it’s been and how much he hates Windows Millennium Edition.)
Me: “We can fix that up for you, but with the cost of the upgrade to Windows XP, the memory to support it, etc., it might be wise just to purchase a new computer and transfer the data.”
Client: “Nah, that’s all right. I like this one.”
(I go around the desk to fetch his paperwork. He somehow finds a paper clip and decides to remove the dust on the back of his power supply fan with it. Shortly thereafter, a blue flash comes out the back, he jumps a bit, and the computer turns off.)
Client: “Yanno what? I’ll just get that data backup.”
Me: “One moment, please…”
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