Mondays And Medicine And Babies, Oh My
Bizarre, Georgia, Pharmacy, USA | Right | March 13, 2020
(After delivering medicine and receiving payment by a customer, I’m ready to leave so I can go home.)
Me: “All right, Ms. [Customer], have a great evening.”
Customer: “All right, I’ll probably be calling you on Mon… Oh, wait, y’all are closed Monday.”
Me: “No, ma’am, we’re open on Monday, same hours as usual.”
Customer: “Oh, right, tomorrow is Saturday; that’s what I meant.”
Me: “No, ma’am, we’re open tomorrow, as well. We are open every day except Sunday.”
Customer: “My stomach has been hurting. I’m gonna take some of the medicine now.”
(The medicine in question is a cream for itching/discomfort on the skin.)
Me: “Uh…”
Customer: “You know, I don’t have any kids, so I can buy myself anything I want.”
Me: “Oh, well, that sounds really nice.”
Customer: “I used to live in New York, you see.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Customer: “I had to go to the movies to see how a baby came out.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Customer: “I’ve never been married, so I had to go to the movies to see how a baby came out.”
Me: “Oh, really?”
Customer: “Okay.”
Me: “Okay, Ms. [Customer], have a nice evening.”
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