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11-30-2019
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#981
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Not Tip-Toeing Around It
Pharmacy | Working | July 5, 2016
(I work at a pharmacy as a cashier. The pharmacist on duty has been working here for years and knows all of our regulars. A customer has a question for him so I forward it over to him without much of a thought.)
Pharmacist: “All right, we’ll try that. Cross your fingers and toes!” *pause* “Okay, it worked. Have a good day!”
(He hangs up the phone and bursts out laughing.)
Pharmacist: “Well, I feel like an a** right now.”
Me: “What happened?”
Pharmacist: “Mrs. [Name]? The one I just got off the phone with? I told her to cross her fingers and toes and she doesn’t have legs.”
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11-30-2019
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#982
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I Prescribe Some Patience
Pharmacy | Right | June 29, 2016
Customer: “I’d like to fill a prescription but I also wanted to ask about this medicine.” *puts two boxes of OTC painkillers on the counter* “Can I use this for my migraine?”
(I start by asking her various questions about the migraine to see whether she should get something OTC or if she should see a doctor. I also ask about contraindications for the particular drug. From the answers I get I explain to her that the drug she chose on the shelf is not suitable for her and I go to the shelf to get a different medicine. All in all this has not taken more than a few minutes, and going to the shelf and back a maximum of 15 seconds. As I return she’s really upset with me and snaps.)
Customer: “How come you got so preoccupied with this? I told you I was here to fill a prescription!”
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11-30-2019
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#983
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“Birth” Defect
Pharmacy | Right | June 22, 2016
Customer: “Where do you keep your ‘birth checkers’?”
Me: “If by ‘birth checkers’ you actually mean our pregnancy tests… aisle eight, right-hand side, top shelf.”
Customer: “Okay. Do you know if an ultrasound can tell if the baby is white or black?”
Me: “…”
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11-30-2019
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#984
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Too Much Meth, Not Enough Math
Pharmacy | Right | June 10, 2016
Me: “Okay, just so you know, sir, a three-month supply of this medication is going to cost you about $400.”
Customer: “What?! No. You’re wrong. When I picked it up last it was a third of that!”
(I look up his payment and pick up history in the system.)
Me: “It looks like this new prescription is the same medication as the last but you’re allowed to pick up three months at a time instead of just one. Is that correct?”
Customer: “Yes! But it’s never this expensive!”
Me: “Well, you’re picking up more at one time which is why it is a higher cost.”
Customer: “No! You’re wrong. It’s not supposed to be this expensive!”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t set the prices. Your insurance company tells us what to charge you based on your plan.”
(This commences a 10 minute rant about how this medication is too expensive and he KNOWS he shouldn’t owe this much because he has been in the industry for 20 years and has a PhD.)
Customer: “When I picked it up last month it was only $133! It shouldn’t be $400!”
Me: “So… you previously picked up a one month supply for $133? And you’re upset because this three-month supply is three times the cost of the one-month supply?”
Customer: “YES!”
(Sadly this man did not see the math and proceeded to stay for the next 45 minutes and tell me exactly what was wrong with the entire industry and why it was my fault. Unfortunately, I have more stories about this guy from this 45 minute encounter alone.)
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11-30-2019
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#985
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Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 8
Pharmacy | Right | June 8, 2016
Customer: “Excuse me; can I use this coupon here?”
(The coupon looks like a standard buy-one-get-one coupon, and I see that she has some of the items depicted.)
Me: “Yes, you should be able to!”
(I ring up the items, but end up having trouble with the coupon.)
Me: “Oh, I’m very sorry; I didn’t look at the coupon closely. You need to buy two [Brand] items to get these items free.”
Customer: “But I did buy them!”
Me: “Were they on the counter? I don’t think I rang any up…”
Customer: “No, I bought them at [Store next door].”
Me: *speechless*
Customer: “I have the receipt; I can show you that I’m not lying…”
Me: “No, no, that’s not… To use the coupon, you usually have to buy them in the same purchase… at the same store.”
Customer: “Are you sure? I don’t think the coupon says that.”
Me: “I don’t think they felt it needed to…”
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11-30-2019
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#986
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Puntassium
Pharmacy | Working | June 1, 2016
Customer: “Do you sell potassium over the counter?”
Me: “Nope. Sorry. It’s by prescription only.”
Customer: “You sell all of these vitamins, but no potassium; Unbelievable!”
Me: “Yeah. I know. It’s bananas!”
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11-30-2019
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#987
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Obama-Careless, Part 3
Pharmacy | Right | May 30, 2016
(I work in a pharmacy where I hear about how awful the new healthcare laws are at least four times a day. I personally have Marketplace coverage and keep my mouth shut all the time, but this one is too stupid to overlook
Customer: “I need refills on my medication.”
Me: “Okay, let me look it up… I’m sorry, sir, you have no refills left. I can fax the doctor to ask for more.”
Customer: *stares at me like I just committed murder* “See! This is that d*** Obamacare! I need my medication!”
Me: *in the calmest voice possible* “Sir, do you understand how pharmacy works? You used all your refills already. If you would like I can try to call the White House and see if President Obama can authorize a new prescription.”
(I pick up the phone and call information and ask to be connected to the White House.)
Customer: “Don’t be rude to me! You’re obviously an Obama lover.”
Me: “No, I just wanted you to see how uneducated and ridiculous you sound. By the way Obama is not in the office right now so you’ll have to wait on those refills. Have a great day!”
(I walked away.)
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11-30-2019
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#988
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You’ll Have The Devil To Pay, Part 2
Pharmacy | Working | May 24, 2016
(I am at a local pharmacy.)
Cashier: *ringing me up* “Okay, ma’am, your total today comes to—” *pauses a moment and looks like a deer in the headlights* “$6.66…”
(I calmly gets my money to pay and the cashier finishes bagging my items, still looking like a deer in the headlights. Finally my receipt is being printed out.)
Cashier: “Do you, uh, want your receipt?”
Me: “Yes, please!”
Cashier: *takes receipt and crumples it into a ball and TOSSES it onto the counter* “Here you go.”
Me: *shocked* “Uh, thanks…” *takes receipt and straightens it out*
Cashier: “Don’t let the Devil get you!”
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11-30-2019
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#989
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That’s One For The Books
Pharmacy | Working | May 23, 2016
Me: “Can I get a book of stamps, please?”
(The clerk opens the drawer under the counter where they keep the stamps. She takes out a book of stamps…and another…and another…and another until every book of stamps in the drawer is on the counter.)
Clerk: “These are all we have. Is this enough for a whole book
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11-30-2019
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#990
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Maybe You Didn’t Say What You Thought You Said
Pharmacy | Right | May 17, 2016
(We have a lot of multicultural customers come into our store and as I love languages I like to ask about their accents and learn a phrase or two if I can. A young woman and her elderly mother have been talking in another language before coming to my register.)
Me: “Hi there, did you find everything okay? And do you mind me asking what language that was?”
Daughter: “It’s a dialect of Italian.”
Me: “How would I say ‘have a nice day’?”
Mother: “Fi una bella giornata.”
(As I hand them their purchases.)
Me: “Well, then, fi una bella giornata!”
Daughter: “Very good!”
(The mother then says something in Italian before slapping me in the rear.)
Mother: “Maybe I find you boyfriend!”
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