The Polish Divorce

[florida80]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.


Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.




One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.


The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:




Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.




No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.




I don’t think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.




I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland .




Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.




Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.




Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.


Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.


What makes you think that?

I got proof.


What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.


She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it say:

POLISH REMOVER

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[Wangtang]

There are a lot of such situations, and therefore I am against changing my maiden name after the wedding. I just know many cases when after marriage, husbands seem to go crazy. They begin to control every step of their wives, trying in every possible way to show the rest that their wives belong. The sense of ownership aroused in men often leads to divorce. Many women are unable to withstand such behavior and file for divorce. The worst thing is that husbands think this behavior is normal. I read about this at https://breakupangels.com/couples-ba...ether-breakup/.