Go Back   VietBF > Funny Boxes > Bad News | Tin Xấu

 
Page 2 of 2 1 2
 
Thread Tools
Old 01-26-2014   #21
corumstation
R7 Tuyệt Đỉnh Cao Thủ
 
corumstation's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 5,551
Thanks: 0
Thanked 5,832 Times in 1,025 Posts
Mentioned: 4 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 286 Post(s)
Rep Power: 23
corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7
corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7
Default

No need for guns and ships
No need to waste our boys, women and men
When all we have to do ... is
Employed our simpleton Nguyễn Sinh Côn
He is our man

Master and slave be it now and then
CSVN was always our master plan
China as parent... CSVN its slave
So it was One thousand years ago
So it will now be, from now 'til the end

Communism in all its glories
Only demand one thing ...
Be loyal to the Party!
And live like kings and thugs
To rule this pigeon coop you call Vietnam

Forget your parent, teacher and king
The Party is now your only God and king
Worship the Party's Master Plan and you'll be fine,
Protect Its life as if it was fine wine
But in the end, there's only one guarantee
The Party will screw you first and ignore your freedom and demands

CSVN is now your Me and whore,
Begone and buried your Trưng sisters and Lê your king
No need to cry at their demise,
Their bones and ashes have all been swept aside,
Blown to the neither world is were they belong
CSVN is now your only rice ... and tributes our only demand!

So lets plunder these fools as fast as we can
These simpletons would never know,
To scheme and cheat are our best vices ...
CSVN will never understand,
They were fool by the Americans
So they'll be fool by us again!

Enjoy this party, I do proclaim
There's plenty of cheap liquor and hoes to go around
These dam fools are too gulled to see,
We line their pockets with empty promises and yuan

But yet they keep coming back for more and more
Clamouring for our cheap promises and products again and again,
CSVN is truly a gift from Thang Ho in all his glories
But what do you expect from Ba Đình and all of its narcissistic glories
Dumb as fuck and yet so blind ...
They're truly our best boy toy at any time!

.
...
..
.

Compel to finish this work in progress as you can see
I have try my best to convey to you at what I see,
CSVN has been my helpful co-conspirator in this charade
If you have ways to improve our countrymen plight,
Please don't hesitate and stand up for what is right
Don't be like Ba Đình and TN PBN
To line your pockets and close your eyes ... And turn and walk away

Their (CSVN) deception and tyranny known no bounds,
Behind The Wall of their master home ...
May it be The Wall inside Ba Đình or The Bund
We'll always find the strength to overcome

So stand up and be counted for what is right and just
For one day children will run and shout,
Get your stinking hands off of me ... You're dirty
Finally, Mẹ Vietnam is free

No matter if you have objection to it, I'll just let it be!
'Cause it's the right to do ... for Mẹ Vietnam will be free
But remember just one thing from this and you will know
"Don't believe in what they (CSVN) say ...but believe in what they do" still holds,
Test it out and you will see ...
That's my two cents worth from me to you

Yeah and it's also Free.



---> Hopefully MeVietnam will open his/her eyes and see
corumstation_is_offline  
Old 01-26-2014   #22
hongyen2000
R6 Đệ Nhất Cao Thủ
 
hongyen2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: GB
Posts: 3,372
Thanks: 169
Thanked 1,031 Times in 578 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 175 Post(s)
Rep Power: 16
hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6
hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6hongyen2000 Reputation Uy Tín Level 6
Default

Thành kính nghiên mình trước nhửng vị tướng "vị quốc vong thân "" và nhổ nước miếng vào mặt thằng tướng nào bỏ chạy....
hongyen2000 is_online_now  
Old 01-26-2014   #23
ez4me
R8 Võ Lâm Chí Tôn
 
ez4me's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,083
Thanks: 2,765
Thanked 3,498 Times in 1,839 Posts
Mentioned: 4 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 583 Post(s)
Rep Power: 31
ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7
ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7ez4me Reputation Uy Tín Level 7
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by hungnam View Post
Hầy! Lị hủ lô ,phánh xẻ tỉu hà ma . Lị hảo ...me Việt-Nam , chắc lị là hộ lý Chệt sang phục vụ lãnh đạo Vẹm ...trong tinh thần anh em vô sản trao đổi ghệ năm ngoái phải hông ?I know lị not there ,sure lị lot there ,lị flew a way chước khi dzợ lồng chí Trọng lú bắt gặp .Nhưng lị đừng lo ,không cần phải run a way .Trọng lú còn sợ Chệt huống chi dzợ ló .....cho lên lị cứ tiếp tục sự nghiệp cách mạng làm me Việt-Nam ,cho tới ngày gặp máo xính vính lộn Mao chuếnh choáng mới đúng...
ez4me_is_offline  
Old 01-26-2014   #24
MeVietnam
R2 Kiếm Khách
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 97
Thanks: 7
Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Rep Power: 12
MeVietnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 1
Default

VIET NAM CỘNG HÒA THE COLLAPSED,
WHAT DID YOU DO,THAT MOMENT ?
VIET NAM CỘNG HÒA THE COLLAPSED,
WHERE DID YOU HIDE,THAT MOMENT?

VIET NAM CỘNG HÒA NGÀY QUỐC BIẾN,
Corumstation TRỐN CHỔ NÀO ??

( MOD CHƠI KỲ WÁ,XÓA HẾT MẤY BÀI THƠ HAY CỦA MÌNH CŨNG MAY LÀ KHÔNG XÓA NICK ,HEHEHHEHE).

Last edited by MeVietnam; 01-26-2014 at 19:16.
MeVietnam_is_offline  
Old 01-26-2014   #25
hungnam
R6 Đệ Nhất Cao Thủ
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,878
Thanks: 1,121
Thanked 3,490 Times in 1,879 Posts
Mentioned: 15 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 756 Post(s)
Rep Power: 15
hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5hungnam Reputation Uy Tín Level 5
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MeVietnam View Post
( MOD CHƠI KỲ WÁ,XÓA HẾT MẤY BÀI THƠ HAY CỦA MÌNH CŨNG MAY LÀ KHÔNG XÓA NICK ,HEHEHHEHE).
Lị hảo ....Chệt cái me Viet nam ,ngộ thấy mod lâu có xóa bài thơ lào của me Vietnam lâu ?Nhất là thơ thì me VietNam có làm bài lào đâu ,mà kiu xóa ?dạo lày lị đang hành nhề ở lâu ? Lăm mới sắp lến :

_Cúng hỉ phát sồi
Những thằng làm bồi
Suốt lời teo d...
Mí em làm gái
Như me VietNam
Tha hồ giàu sang
Lại gia Việt cộng
Giông như chuột cống
Kéo tới từng đàn
Một lũ xếp hàng
Kỳ lày wá lã .... hahahaha
hungnam_is_offline  
Old 01-26-2014   #26
sincity007
R6 Đệ Nhất Cao Thủ
 
sincity007's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 2,794
Thanks: 285
Thanked 3,806 Times in 1,198 Posts
Mentioned: 8 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 530 Post(s)
Rep Power: 20
sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8
sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8sincity007 Reputation Uy Tín Level 8
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by hungnam View Post
Lị hảo ....Chệt cái me Viet nam ,ngộ thấy mod lâu có xóa bài thơ lào của me Vietnam lâu ?Nhất là thơ thì me VietNam có làm bài lào đâu ,mà kiu xóa ?dạo lày lị đang hành nhề ở lâu ? Lăm mới sắp lến :

_Cúng hỉ phát sồi
Những thằng làm bồi
Suốt lời teo d...
Mí em làm gái
Như me VietNam
Tha hồ giàu sang
Lại gia Việt cộng
Giông như chuột cống
Kéo tới từng đàn
Một lũ xếp hàng
Kỳ lày wá lã .... hahahaha
sincity007_is_offline  
Old 01-26-2014   #27
TheStrip
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 148
Thanks: 5
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Rep Power: 0
TheStrip Reputation Uy Tín Level 1
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by hongyen2000 View Post
Thành kính nghiên mình trước nhửng vị tướng "vị quốc vong thân "" và nhổ nước miếng vào mặt thằng tướng nào bỏ chạy....
9h xác!
TheStrip_is_offline  
Old 01-27-2014   #28
corumstation
R7 Tuyệt Đỉnh Cao Thủ
 
corumstation's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 5,551
Thanks: 0
Thanked 5,832 Times in 1,025 Posts
Mentioned: 4 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 286 Post(s)
Rep Power: 23
corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7
corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7corumstation Reputation Uy Tín Level 7
Default

Another total failure in logic and using an emotional appeal to ... Well you get the jist. The

mountain of lies is so high, that even Mẹ Vietnam can't keep track and having to resort to conspiracy

theory. It's deja vu again ...


"I talk a bout the Past.
Whom left the Battle Filed ,
Ran a way from Enemies.
Left VNCH to death .
Some things never last.
The future 's just started.
And not in this Topic.
Don't be a foolish.
See you next Topic.


MOD CHƠI KỲ WÁ,XÓA HẾT MẤY BÀI THƠ HAY CỦA MÌNH CŨNG MAY LÀ KHÔNG XÓA NICK ,HEHEHHEHE"



Again, we see you really don't comprehend
The lies you brought upon yourself
And that of your deceptive friends

Conspiracy theories abound and spring to life
Are they for real or are they just your daily life?
I empathize at your predicament,
Having to go thru life without having a friend
For those around you are just jesters at court,
To prod and poke at you at every turn
'Til you bend down, accept and regurgitate their BS stuff

But not kid ourselves and stray too far
We know this is from your nurturing True and thru,
The behavior condition is simply beyond compare
To say that I'm impress, is not correct
To turn an empty mind is not that hard to do
Some food and a bell will also sell ...
Pavlov experiments have demonstrate this very well

Because you are my brother, here it is
A small health reminder for you and your friends,
Lay of on those exotic brews and go easy on the soy sauce
Sucking the peeking duck is encourage and allowed, but please not in public,
But be fore warned, too much duck will make you quack
But go ahead and swallowed as much as you can, promise I won't laugh ...
Well, not that much

I'm sorry to say that your request has not been approved
Your current pay scale is too low to see it thru,
The information you're requesting has been redacted
By none other than Deng Xiaoping, my friend, your boss
Well, that was an Ass

And in my final closing thought,
The new year is almost upon us
In with the new and out with the old
For Mẹ Vietnam that one day will be true,
In the meantime, enjoy the celebration,
Less narcissism and as always
Don't act too much like a "HAN WORD with a "G""


I know, I know that last part didn't flow too well but it sound much better in VN

--> "Bóng trăng trắng ngà ... Có cây đa to ...Có thằng Cuội"

---> Gong Xi Fa Cai
corumstation_is_offline  
 
Page 2 of 2 1 2
User Tag List


Facebook Comments


Phim Bộ Sốt Nhất 1 Tháng qua

Phim Bộ Sốt Nhất 2 Tháng qua

Phim Bộ Sốt Nhất 3 Tháng qua

Phim Bộ Sốt Nhất 6 Tháng qua

Phim Bộ Sốt Nhất 1 Năm qua
iPad Tablet Menu

HOME

Breaking News

Society News

VietOversea

World News

Business News

Other News

History

Car News

Computer News

Game News

USA News

Mobile News

Music News

Movies News

Sport News

ZONE 1

ZONE 2

Phim Bộ

Phim Lẻ

Ca Nhạc

Thơ Ca

Help Me

Sport Live

Stranger Stories

Comedy Stories

Cooking Chat

Nice Pictures

Fashion

School

Travelling

Funny Videos

NEWS 24h

HOT 3 Days

NEWS 3 Days

HOT 7 Days

NEWS 7 Days

HOT 30 Days

NEWS 30 Days

Member News
Diễn Đàn Người Việt Hải Ngoại. Tự do ngôn luận, an toàn và uy tín. Vì một tương lai tươi đẹp cho các thế hệ Việt Nam hãy ghé thăm chúng tôi, hãy tâm sự với chúng tôi mỗi ngày, mỗi giờ và mỗi giây phút có thể. VietBF.Com Xin cám ơn các bạn, chúc tất cả các bạn vui vẻ và gặp nhiều may mắn.