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Ông bố ở quê ra thăm gia đ́nh con trai ở phố. Đêm ấy, ông nghe vợ chồng con trai (vốn là dân cá độ bóng đá) nói chuyện:
- Mai cụ về, em định “nhét” cho cụ “5 xị” (500.000đ) ư anh thế nào?
- Thôi! “Đập” luôn cho cụ “vài chai” (vài triệu) cho cụ... tiêu luôn!


Hoảng hồn, nửa đêm cụ trèo cổng trốn về. Sáng mai, vợ chồng người con nháo nhào đi t́m, về đến quê, thấy cụ rung đùi... uống chè:

- Sao bố về mà không nói cho tụi con biết?

- Biết cho anh chị... giết tôi à, tôi “thoát chết” là may rồi! Ở nán lại... không chết v́... 5 xị rượu, cũng chết v́ bị chai đập vào đầu thôi.

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